UK Government mulling ban on possession and distribution of pure ‘Fact’ after Brexit

Satire: Why, in the land of the blind, one-eyed is king:
“Michael Gove, the environment secretary and Brexiteer, has signalled he is open to halting imports and possession of ‘fact‘ after Brexit, including those sold under the street names of ‘critical thinking‘, ‘free will‘ and ‘naked truth‘.

Leading MPs such as Boris Johnson and Jacob Rees-Mogg, as well as grassroots activists such as Old Etonians, have joined forces to urge him to do so.

Experts say ‘Fact‘ – also sometimes know as ‘Stats‘ by habitual users – is generally manufactured from the brains of people which have been cruelly enlarged through the brutal force-feeding of education and knowledge. It is high in toxic levels of pure truth.

‘Fact‘ is often taken straight and unadulterated by users through the ears, eyes or other openings to the brain and has the effect of opening the mind to dangerous levels.”

Pride's Purge

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MPs and activists have launched a drive for a post-Brexit ban on the distribution and import of pure varieties of ‘fact‘ after the UK leaves the EU next year.

Campaigners believe Brexit will be an opportunity to close the door on the problem of the widespread use of what is commonly known on the street as “truth” – now available in quantities so pure that it is set to become illegal to produce in Britain.

A Tory MP at the forefront of the new campaign says he believes there is “a very good chance” of making Britain fact-free once Britain is no longer a member of the EU.

Michael Gove, the environment secretary and Brexiteer, has signalled he is open to halting imports and possession of ‘fact‘ after Brexit, including those sold under the street names of ‘critical thinking‘, ‘free will

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