Widespread austerity surely means the time to abolish state-sanctioned cheese pilfering – at taxpayers expense – is now here?
- You can take cheese out of this communal fridge if your best interests require it. Yours, Act
2.Taking the cheese out of this fridge is a draconian resort and one that should only be done as a last resort. Having said that, if your best interests mean that you NEED to take the cheese, that’s fine. Just, y’know, think about it first. Yours, Caselaw
3. But everyone, please remember that if you ARE going to take any cheese, you must be sure that it is proportionate and necessary. Yours, HRA
4. What the hell are you students doing with the cheese? If you don’t behave yourself with the way you take cheese or decide to take cheese or how much cheese, then we’ll have to come and put a bloody lock on the fridge. Also, what’s with your fascination with cheddar? Why not try some brie, or parmesan or Edam?…
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