Are you a Sheeple? Take the Sheeple Quiz | Mike Adams | Natural News | ACTIVIST POST | 16 May 2011
Have you herd about the Sheeple Quiz? Although most NaturalNews readers will easily beat it, it’s a fun quiz to find out how smart (or gullible) your friends really are. So let ’em take the Sheeple Quiz! And then you’ll know whether they’re independent thinkers or just zombie-minded sheeple like the rest of the flock.
Here’s the quiz. Choose “A” or “B” as the answer for each question, then check your score below.
The Sheeple Quiz
(1) The purpose of the mainstream media is to:
A) Keep you informed.
B) Feed you misinformation while keeping you distracted from the real issues our world is facing.
B) A government-run Ponzi scheme that requires more and more people to keep paying in just to stay afloat and will ultimately collapse into total bankruptcy.
(3) The fluoride dripped into municipal water supplies is:
A) A naturally-occurring mineral.
B) An industrial chemical waste byproduct.
(4) When you donate money to find the cure for cancer, that money goes:
A) To fund research programs that assess actual cancer cures for the purpose of freely sharing them with the public.
B) To fund mammogram campaigns that actually irradiate women’s breasts, causing the very cancers that earn huge profits for the cancer treatment industry.
B) Out of control and will spiral into a runaway debt collapse.
(6) GMOs will:
A) Feed the world and prevent starvation.
B) Threaten the future of life on our planet through genetic contamination and widespread crop failures.
(7) The FDA protects:
A) The people from dangerous medicines.
B) The financial interests of the drug companies.
(8) The EPA’s real agenda is to:
A) Protect the environment.
B) Protect the financial interests of the chemical companies whose toxic products destroy the environment.
(9) The Federal Reserve functions to:
A) Stabilize the economy and keep America strong.
B) Loot the economy and control America’s economy for the interests of the few.
B) Indoctrinate Americans into surrendering to police state invasions of their privacy.
(11) The practical function of the U.S. Supreme Court is to:
A) Protect the constitutional rights of the citizens.
B) Legitimize federal tyranny over the People by ignoring the Constitution and its Bill of Rights.
(12) Vaccines are based on:
A) Gold standard science that conclusively proves their safety and effectiveness.
B) Quackery and fraud combined with a persistent medical mythology that utterly lacks a factual basis.
B) Contain powerful plant-based medicines that can help reverse and prevent disease.
(14) In Libya, Afghanistan and Iraq, America:
A) Led a humanitarian effort to save innocent people from tyranny.
B) Waged an illegal imperialist war to occupy foreign nations and control their oil.
(15) The U.S. Bill of Rights
A) Grants you rights and freedoms.
B) Merely acknowledges the rights and freedoms you already possess.
Score your Sheeple Quiz
To score your Sheeple Quiz, simply count the number of times you answered “A” to the questions above.
If you answered “A” 10 times or more…
You are a total news-watching, gullible fairytale swallowing Sheeple! Be sure to keep taking those medications and watching more network news. Don’t bother thinking for yourself because you seem to be incapable of accomplishing that.
If you answered “A” fewer than 10 times…
You are sadly Sheeple-minded but there is hope for your rescue. Learn more about the world around you and train yourself to think critically so you can depart from the herd mentality.
If you answered “A” fewer than 5 times…
You are an unusually intelligent free-minded thinker who questions the world around you and doesn’t buy into the usual propaganda. You still got suckered on a few items, so there’s more yet to learn. But you’re on the right track!
If you answered “A” exactly zero times…
You are the complete opposite of a Sheeple. You’re independent minded, well informed and probably a regular reader of NaturalNews.com. Stay on track and question events in the world around you. Eat more superfoods to maintain your healthy immune system and cognitive function. Avoid the toxic chemicals in foods, medicines and lawn care products. Keep reading the alternative press and voice your intelligent views to others willing to listen. (But don’t waste your time on those who aren’t.)
We The Sheeple of America
I selected (c). Cause I don’t wanna be confined by predetermined answers; don’t trust the official scoring paradigm; figure the government will find a way to tax it soon, so I want no part of it. In short … that makes me a Sheep Farmer – resiliently I walk in sheep manure all day knowing it’s good for the sheep to let it out and good for the grass to take it in. Unlike politiicians with tight sphincters who are always Full of Shit.
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Loooooooooool! 😀
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Basically if you pick A OR B answers, you are a Sheeple for most of these questions…..
The B) answers seem to consist 100% of conspiracy theories, marketed to the masses by people who are such extreme liberals that they fall off the map of the Left Wing.
Some of this is fact – such as Fluoride being an industrial by-product – but *social security*? Seriously? Have ya ever READ a real history book? According to economic theory social security should be a good idea for all parties involved, but basically it is a form of financial baby-sitting for SHEEPLE WHO CAN’T KEEP THEIR MONEY IN THEIR POCKETS. For Christ’s Sake. That you don’t necessarily agree with the radical theories of the far left does NOT make you ignorant or sheep-minded. I agree with the person who said “I pick C.”
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Chill out Rivs – it’s not the be all and end all, but a simple introduction, an eye-opener, which serves a useful purpose towards educating the uninitiated!
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Unfortunately… we have all been made to be like the sheeple from the first moment of our exsistance… till the day when we start understanding our own beleive’s for importance an stand up for rights an then only till then, we all may question what’s, been said & who… we are spose to look up to an listen to. Just remember that these beings, are not the …holly grail… nor would they know were to start ..I have an inderpendent mind and will follow up on any matter of importance then search for the true facts.. but just remember to be respectful of the ones hmmm… that play our follow the leadership …rolls as they do say “ONLY TRUTHS WILL BE TOLD TO OUR FELLOW MAN KIND”… The nation needs to no the truth, no more harmful lies . this is what makes the sheeple…..
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| “Freethinkers are those who are willing to use their minds without prejudice and without fearing to understand things that clash with their customs, privileges, or beliefs. This state of mind is not common, but it is essential for right thinking; where it is absent, discussion is apt to become worse than useless.” ~ Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoi (1828-1910) Russian writer. Source: ‘On Life and Essays on Religion’
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wheres my post got the truth for all must read ….posted 3hrs ago
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True, truthaholics! Like you name btw. 😉 I picked mostly b cause I know there is more behind what is out there. Such as a cancer solution. One Dr. Burzynski who has helped those with brain tumors heal from a non-invasive treatment. His theory is to take those who have an abundance of this certain enzyme and uses Antineoplastons treatment which has saved many lives and yet Cancer Doctor’s criticize won’t get on his band wagon to work with him but against him, tells me they are money hungry only!
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Thanks ~ Whilst the quiz is admittedly simplistic, I’m glad you agree it’s a great eye-opener and introduction to critical thinking.
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This test just determines which flock you belong to.
Sheep.
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lol yeah right!
Kindly argue your point rationally or refrain.
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Though some concepts apply to “nothing is true, everything is permitted.” It is a noble idea to be aware and overthrow false kings like Obama for the truth and justice.
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Here’s something I find ironic:
In my opinion, all of the (B) answers sound like someone I would call someone a sheep for believing.
So if we follow the dotted line, in my opinion, I would consider you to be a sheep.
I guess that explains why your hair looks like wool.
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The USA has been in a state of class warfare since its inception. The increasing unholy alliance between BIG business and BIG government has led to a huge increase in the intensity of that war.
The masses of common folks are being spit upon and the awareness of the class war and the anger regarding that war is growing. The much-needed Revolutionary War Two may be the only way to make any meaningful changes in the many systems used by greedy and power-hungry parasites who are sucking the life blood from We, the People.
What will be the spark lighting the flames of Revolutionary War Two.
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Parody, right?
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